Hello my attractive and discerning readers! I hope you've enjoyed the last 300 episodes (if you missed the ones pictured above make sure you go back through the archives and read them - they're real classics) - there have been times when I've wanted to pack it all in along the way, and times when my weak physical body has proved inadequate for the task, but yet inexplicably here I am, still churning out the same tired old gags! Will I ever stop making jokes about Steve eating inappropriate things? Not until the heat death of the universe! Or until I get really fed up, which ever comes first.

 There are some exciting changes going to be happening to the main website today, but since you are the mysterious few who read it on my blog that probably won't be very interesting for you... but as a taster you can press this link to post this comic on your facebook page (if you have such a thing). Woo!